My New Boyfriend

All this talk of Harper getting a new boyfriend and Youknowwho running off with a younger man was making Summer a very sad girl, I must say! But last night I did a little drinking and dialing and my very good friend Anita (from school; you won't know her) made the best recommendation anyone has made to me yet, post Harcourt. I should get myself a boy toy. Now if you think that sounds like a tall order, you aren't putting enough emphasis on toy! I ordered myself a great big firefighter! He will be here in a couple of days. I'm assured he will arrive in a plain package that won't set the mailman off and he will keep me happy for as long as I like or until something better comes along. You two aren't nearly practical enough for poor little me with all your talk of being strong; keeping my options open, and giving myself time. I don't need the entire man. Just the necessary bit!